What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

How was the wedding?