What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Why did the echo get detention?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Which family member is always relieved?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What do you call bees that are best friends?