Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Their guardian angelfish.
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
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