How did the mermaid call her friends?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

When do cows get tired?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What did the confused bee say?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?