What do you call a pig lumberjack?
A pork chopper.
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Which president loved to take baths?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
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