What do you call a pig lumberjack?
A pork chopper.
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
How do hurricanes see?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What does the sun drink out of?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why are turtles so shy?
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