What do you call a pig lumberjack?
A pork chopper.
Where does breakfast live?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Which state is the cleanest?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
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