I broke my finger!

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

When do cows get tired?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?