Why did the fish blush?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What do elves learn in school?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?