What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

How do automobiles fly?

What is an archer's favorite store?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What sport do horses love to play?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?