What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Why are baseball games at night?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What do you call a thieving alligator?