What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?