What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Where are average things manufactured?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why was the bud so shy?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

Why was the cow afraid?

What dog wears contact lenses?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?