Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Where do cows go on vacation?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

What do you call siblings who love math?

What vegetables do librarians like?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why are turtles so shy?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?