Why are the mountains so tired?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Why are goats so funny?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?