What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?