How does a cow do math?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Why is money so stubborn?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What is the strongest animal?

What horn never makes a sound?

What do pigs do over the summer?

What's a goose's favorite book?