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Why do cows always skip gym class?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What's the loudest sport?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Why did the barber win the race?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What tree has the most bark?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?