What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What words make the best athletes?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Why do rhinos charge?

How do you grill cheese?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?