Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
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What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
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