Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Why was the horse so happy?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

How do chickens leave the highway?