What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What is the smallest lion?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?