What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?