Which insect makes the best father?
Daddy long legs.
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do fish do at parades?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
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