Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What bird is always sad?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What kind of music do planets like?

Why was the bee sad?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Where does water do all its banking?

How did the toad die?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What siblings are always sad?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?