What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Where do termites go camping?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What vehicle works the hardest?