What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Where do birds go to drink?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?