What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
A CAT-erpillar.
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What's E.T. short for?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
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