What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
A CAT-erpillar.
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What is a spider's favorite book?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
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