What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
A CAT-erpillar.
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How does a squid go into battle?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Which is the worst season?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Which family member has tusks?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
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