What do you call a greedy elf?

Why is money so stubborn?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What do fish do at parades?

Why was the cow afraid?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What do British people and golfers have in common?