Where would you put an injured insect?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why are grandkids so great?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

How do hurricanes see?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?