What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

How do you drive a man crazy?