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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

How long will dinner be?

What do bees chew?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

How do lawyers say goodbye?