What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What horn never makes a sound?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

How do amoebas make calls?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

Where are average things manufactured?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?