How does a cow do math?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What's the scariest letter?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What did the stair machines call each other?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Why are stones so good at music?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?