Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

How do you make antifreeze?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?