Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Why do math teachers love March?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What animal likes to party the most?