Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What is the tallest building in the world?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What shape has a knighthood?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What's the friendliest pen?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?