What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why are books always so angry?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

How did the toad die?