What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

Where would you find an elephant?

Where do T-Rexes shop?