Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?