Why are ET's eyes so big?

What cartoon character loves insects?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Why are winter days great?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?