Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why is a computer so smart?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
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