Why is it hard to hire a clown?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What do rich squirrels eat?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

What kind of music do planets like?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?