My leaf blower doesn't work.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why are books always so angry?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why did the fish blush?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What do fish do at parades?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?