What game do bats excel at?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?