Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What style of music weighs the most?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What says: oom oom oom?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why are cause and effect so close?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?