Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Because he has four rabbits' feet.
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
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