Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What animal loves a baseball game?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?