Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why do cows go to New York?

How do fall and winter say hello?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Where does cheese invest its money?