What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What is the tallest building in the world?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Why is a computer so smart?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?