What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What vegetables make the best music?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Which musician loves to make chili?

How do dog catchers get paid?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why don't fish play basketball?