Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Which cats have the best manners?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?