What do you call a short cow?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

What bird is losing its hair?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?