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What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What season begins with a thud?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why is summer always sad?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?