What reads and lives in an apple?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What animals love to close envelopes?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Which dogs love to study science?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?