What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Why do rhinos charge?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What do you call an animal pop star?