What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What makes music in your hair?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?