What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why was the bud so shy?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

Why do mice need oiling?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?