What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?

What do you call an Irish spider?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why are fish such good architects?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?