Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

How can you make 7 even?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?