What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?