Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What do you call a greedy elf?