What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Where do actors go to pray?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What do golfers drink on the green?

Where do milkshakes come from?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?