Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

How are mountains able to see?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What do you call a household of counselors?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?