What's the king of all school supplies?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What tea do footballers drink?