What did the school bully have for lunch?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why are books always so angry?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What event do spiders love to attend?

How do you measure a millennial?

How is life like toilet paper?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?