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Pointless.
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What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What time of day was Adam created?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
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