Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

What do you call a fly without wings?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What do you call a Zen egg?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?