What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Pointless.
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Which family member is always relieved?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
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