What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Synonym Grahams.
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
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