What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Which subject has two parts?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What British bugs are the best singers?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?