What color are all the books in the library?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What table can you never sit at?