What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

How can you make 7 even?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?