What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

Why did the cow cross the road?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?