Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why are winter days great?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Which singer could always break a five?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Which insect is the smartest?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?