Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What's a tornado's favorite game?