You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?