What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
An icicle.
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
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