What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?