What do female veggies wear to the beach?

How do snowmen get information?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

A book just fell on my head.

What is a spider's favorite book?