When do flowers get their workout in?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why is winter considered holy?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What is another name for a cow?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?