What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why was the math book sad?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?