What day never takes itself seriously?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What do cats wear to work?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?