Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?