What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What do bees say in the summer?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why did the body of water think so much?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why are fish such good architects?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?