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What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

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What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?