What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Earth Day.
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
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