What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Earth Day.
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
How do horses navigate at night?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
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