What's red and smells like blue paint?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Which cats have the best manners?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Why do trees have so many friends?