Someone stole all my lamps.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Which elf is the best singer?

What car always breaks the rules?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?