What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Where do birds go to drink?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What car always breaks the rules?