My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why was the pirate late for work?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

What's the slowest 5k?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Which singer could always break a five?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?