Why are all priests fit?
Because they like to exorcise.
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
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