What did the sick chicken say?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?