What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?