What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?