What did the bunny give his fiancé?
A 10-carrot engagement ring.
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
How are teens like cats?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
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