What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

How do you prevent a summer cold?