Why was the math book sad?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What car always breaks the rules?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?