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Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What table can you never sit at?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What makes pirates such good singers?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?