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What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?