Why do trees try new things so often?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Which big cat loves to drive?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What do you call a pig thief?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?