What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

Why are winter days great?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?