How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What is a table you can eat?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?