Why are trees always so positive?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What games do ants play with elephants?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

How do you talk to a giant?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?