What boat is great at getting a deal?
A saleboat.
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Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do Scottish toads play?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
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