What utensil does water use to eat?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?