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How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What do fish do at parades?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Why do kids love theater classes?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Why are farmers so laid-back?