What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What do you call a tired tree?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What look-and-find book do wolves love?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

What do cows like to dance to?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?