Where does a camper keep his money?
In a river bank.
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
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