Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What do you give a sick pig?

How are teens like cats?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What did the bicycle call its dad?