What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?