Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Which president loved to take baths?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?