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What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

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How do football players deal with their problems?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

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