Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?