How do fall and winter say hello?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?