Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?