Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Which state is the cleanest?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What birds make average students?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?