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What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What does the sun drink out of?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What are rental cars called in Spain?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

How long do chickens work?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?