How do snowmen get information?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?