What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why do cats love to work?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

How do amoebas make calls?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?