What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?