Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

How does the moon cut her hair?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

Why do all the planets get along?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?