What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why was the math book sad?

What do you call octopus twins?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?