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What day never takes itself seriously?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What's the coldest vegetable?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

Where would you find an elephant?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?