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How do bunnies stay fit?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What's the politest month?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?