Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What animal floats best?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Which plant has the best roar?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?