How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Poodle-oo!
Where do German dogs sleep?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
How does a cow do math?
Bears love exotic cars.
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