What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What do cats wear to work?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What animal likes to party the most?

What is the definition of Robin?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

How do hurricanes see?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?