What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?