Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?