Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?