Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What do you say to a really good barista?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

How do horses navigate at night?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?