Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?