Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What's the most determined bird?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?