Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why was the dog overweight?

What's a cat's favorite color?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?