What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What is a table you can eat?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What is blue and not heavy?

Which elf is the best singer?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?