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Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What do horses say to greet each other?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?