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What's a boxer's favorite drink?

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What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

I broke my finger!

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

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What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

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What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?