What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why is furniture so generous?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What's E.T. short for?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

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