What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Where does laundry go to college?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?