Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Where do mermaids see movies?

I'm not a bad putter.

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Where do they produce Christian films?

What food is a man's best friend?

Why was the horse so happy?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

Why are books always so angry?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?