Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
It was a lepre-con.
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why are grandkids so great?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What was the first animal in space?
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