Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What table can you never sit at?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?