Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What do fish do at parades?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why did the frog starve?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Which animals make the best football players?