Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
It was a lepre-con.
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How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
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